When was the last time you saw a recipe and used non-PG13 language? Sorry, grandparents, but the last time for me was when I saw this one! I knew instantly that that was what was for dinner last night, and set out to gather ingredients and modify it to my liking!
First, chop up a head of cauliflower and “rice” it in a food processor!
Next, take a cucumber, and cut the two ends and then the four edges off. Snack on the middle (skinless looong parallelogram) while you are making the rest. Slice the four edge pieces into little strips like this!
Next, put the cauliflower rice in a very hot wok, and season it with tamari (gluten-free soy sauce) or coconut aminos/Braggâ€™s aminos!
Add a block of full-fat, organic cream cheese (jackpot!) to the cauliflower, along with some rice vinegar.
Cut some HIGH QUALITY sashimi-grade ahi tuna into small pieces, and slice an avocado into small slices.
Lay out one sheet of Nori on top of a bamboo roller covered in parchment paper or saran wrap (I donâ€™t know how to work saran wrap, so I went with parchment paper).
Cover the Nori with the cauliflower rice/cream cheese mixture except the last half inch or so, and then put all the other goodies in a line at the end!
Use your bamboo roller to roll it up nice and tightly! I didnâ€™t really know how to do that, so I used this video!
Also, if you donâ€™t want to use your hands, we had a couple of these little numbers lying around, and they were really helpful to spread the rice around! Not sure where they came from, so I blame it on the half-Filipino fiance!
I found it super amusing when I was searching for the above video what other people wanted to know about how to roll!
When I had them all rolled, I just piled them up and put them in the fridge.
If you own a super sharp knife, you can slice the rolls into normal sushi pieces if you so choose. If not? Eat them like burritos! I tried slicing mine, and they turned into smashed piles of deliciousness, so I stuck to the Sushirrito form!
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